
You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, Anon. Go read all 5,640 posts again.
You awaken to find your wife, Björk eating a variety of snacks and drinking a coffee. You ask her where she got all of that stuff. She says, “I go to Aldi’s before you wake up.”
I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.
I am a Leo and that’s why I gotta keep it up to y’all
I am a Taurus and I don’t want to be a dick.
I am a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home
I’m a Libra and that’s why I don’t want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday
I am a Taurus and that’s why I’m upset about the dude
I’m a Cancer and that’s why I am not a fan of the same mediocre white people
I’m a Cancer and that’s why I wanna go play with you and your family
I’m a Libra and thats why i stand for absolutely nothing
I am a Leo and that’s why I smacked the fuck out of the car
I am a cancer and that’s why I am a beautiful person
I am a Virgo and that’s why I am so happy to be a part of it all
I am a Scorpio and that’s why you don’t want me back
guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…
girl: Cat’s ignoring you
guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…
[Cat stretches]
guy: Stop it! Oi.
[Cat lies down]
guy: Go away, you! Go away!
girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…
thank u for this translation
anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
someone: I love you
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